Belated things on Tuesday
Going down
- Everyone who gets in my way on my commute to work. Yes you! Man walking slowly, whilst reading the paper. And you! Girl with backpack and whiny boyfriend. Get out of my way! Where's Babs to bring back Death Tube?
- Any advert concerning 'delicate underarm skin'. I'm sorry, since when was 'delicate underarm skin' a problem? What are the alleged symptoms? Genius work on the marketing people, for managing to sell yet another non-product and I'll keep an eye out for the forearm lotion, or earlobe gel. Please: send me something useful, like shin cream, where I actually do have dry skin. (Although, on second thoughts, I reckon I could make a fortune on earlobe gel, flogging it off to old ladies who spent too long wearing too-heavy earrings).
- Jimmy Carr
Going up
- Blogging at work! Yeah!
- Remember that essay I was struggling over a few months back? I got a first! A first!!
Normally I try to have more positive than negative points, and I'm sure there are more positive, happy things in my life, I just can't remember what they are (not in a bad way, I'm currently absorbed with lunch, to be followed by more chocolate from the snack box, so I can't concentrate) but the fact that I got a FIRST is filling me with more than enough delight.
Comments
The thought of Jimmy Carr going down makes me feel slightly sick.
And blogging not-at-work on a school day rocks even harder :)
Congrats on the first, and I'm sure many more will follow.
BAD Ms P! I feel sick at the thought of him breathing in and out and now look what you've put in my head.
As blacktype would say: blee!
The first is brilliant - well done!
I don't think an infinite number of positives could make up for there being such a person as Jimmy Carr on TV.
Wow, first you're about 30 and then you get a first. As I said last time, "SCORE!"
And shut up about Jimmy Carr all of you, I feel the need for a dry-heave top sheet coming on.
"Dry-heave top sheet" That might go on next Tuesday's list of Things That Make Me Happy.
groo.
Congrats on the first!
I am also flabbergasted by that advert. It really gets my goat.
Thanks everyone!
Shoes - I'm glad I'm not the only one.
Urgh, Jimmy Carr, is it me or is his hairline just wrong? Don't even get me started on his too taut skin, icky icky.
Nick - maybe if you wash your clothes with Opal and Palm Tree fabric softener it might help with the chafing? (dear god, give me strength)
Beeeee - his whole face is wrong. He's the only person whose Bo Selecta character looks identical to him in real life.