Eurotastic

Yesterday, I went to see this and a thoroughly good time was had by all.

If I knew how to put videos in, I could share with you the delights of the Russian entry singing 'Ice, Ice Baby' whilst tweaking their nipples to demonstrate just how cold their lady is towards them and the Estonians dancing in their tiny pvc leotards.  But, I am technically deficient, so you'll just have to go over to the site and see for yourself.  Or, you could buy tickets and see it in real life. 

I'm all fired up now, and getting ready for the proper contest.  I might insist everyone has detachable outfits so we can all do a big 'reveal' at half time.

 

UPDATE: I've had a text from the glamorous hostess Boyka! telling me that my friends can have a special 2 for 1 offer until Saturday.  Message me if you're interested.

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Matthew
I'm just hugging myself with joy that Sebastian Tellier is representing France at Eurovision. His beardy electronic Beach Boys goodness will only muster a couple of points, but those points will be golden. Obv.
Kate

I hope he'll take a leaf out of last years' entrants' book and have a toy cat stapled to his lapel.

fox in the snow
I hope he does that comedy "chasing the camera round the stage" thing too. Because that was my very favourite moment of the whole thing.
newmalden
Everyone's going to get naked at half time? What kind of eurovision orgy is this?

This kind of thing wouldn't happen in Germany.
Kate
No, but it would in the newly declared principality of Tooting.

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