Miracle weight loss
Forget Weight Watchers, Fat Smash, Low GI, Dr Atkins. Paul McKenna - take your power of suggestion and just keep walking on by. All you really need to lose weight, is to accidentally come across an advert for a film featuring Russell Brand, while you're eating your tea. The minute he appeared on screen, I immediately lost my appetite.
Who would have thought he'd ever serve any kind of purpose?
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RB makes me feel old. I listen to him and think "that wasn't funny ... still not funny ... becoming irritating now ... nope, again with the unfunniness ... where's the remote? ... is he on every bloody channel? ... oh just fuck off ..."
I know younger people think he is a hero of comedy and lifestyle guru and whatnot. Therefore I would love to be amused by the lazily smutty crap that pours from his gob but somehow I just can't do it.
You might also have to detour via Chris Moyles, just to aclimatise safely.
Definitely! Preferably slow motion footage of him eating something gooey.
Ooh, I sense a bestselling weight-loss video in the making.
I LOVE you people!
I honestly have NO idea why that oxygen thief is revered by some brain-damaged people. Honestly he's a fucking hobo's cock-fungus. I do agree though. He has truly the nauseating ability to turn you off anything. Vomitable to an unreal degree.