QotD: Kindgergarten Rules of Wisdom
What did you learn in kindergarten that you wish you did a better job of applying to the way you live your life today?
That people will stop picking on you once you've pulled the see-saw over onto their head. A sad lack of see-saws (and indeed, any play equipment constructed of scaffolding poles and poorly attached to the floor) has meant I am unable to apply this to the way I live my life today.
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Hmm. I was much less smart. I learned that when you had jumped off a swing from a great height, it was a very bad idea to stand where you landed looking smug waiting for congratulations from your little mates.
Fortunately, I didn't need stitches.
Maybe if we just carried the seesaw around and thonked it into someone's head when they did the wrong thing by you?
Who sells seesaws online these days? I'll take 5. Or, if they are single serving seesaws, make that 10.
Someone selling single serving seesaws should sell safely swinging swings simply since someone should.
See?