Things on Wednesday
There's not much pissing me off at the moment, apart from my dreadful skin, but the fruit bowl has been replenished so I'm sure it's only a temporary set-back.
What's boiling my kettle
- Eurovision. Do you know how much I love Eurovision? When we were little we weren't allowed to watch telly on Saturdays, until Sabbath was over (after it had got dark). This meant that every single year until we left home, me and my sister would wait, poised, counting down the seconds until we could dive at the telly and switch it on. Unfortunately, due to the time of year, this meant that we missed all the acts, but still, we stayed glued to the screen, watching the scores come in and at least we got to watch the winner do their song again at the end. It was a very special moment when I was able to watch the whole thing. Terry Wogan sober! A half time show! Incredible. Revision's going to be put on hold on Saturday and I'm glittering up my house in preparation.
- Giles Coren. *sigh*
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Bring on saturday..
Plubs - but I LOVE him!
Cheeky Babs! Glad you're looking forward to it - we've been trying to explain the phenomenon to the kiwi girl at work who texted me last night to say she was getting right into the heats!
Riss - too right! I may have some lamé at the ready...
Jando - He's as funny as his dad and HOT and was sick on the telly last night after too much booze. How could you not love him? How could anyone?
True Eurovision story! I accidentally auditioned a gay theatre group (don't ask; booze was involved), and ended up in a production of Jonathan Harvey's eurovision tribute play Boom Bang-a-Bang. So now I can't watch Eurovision without thinking about having to take my shirt off in front of a packed auditorium at the MAC in Edgbaston.
Think Napoleon Dynamite's physique and you can imagine the audience's reaction.
Pog - No, I really didn't...
Nick - do you want to come to my party and demonstrate your 'reveal'?
"...and if you wanna see some... more!"
Where's everyone going?
Come back, you victorian prudes!
Hang on while I get some popcorn.
Kate: I made it myself. That's genuine crepe paper and animal hide, that is.
Pog: Jando might still have some...
Like, ew!
Somebody pull Plubby off Jando!
This party is turning a bit crazy.
Tcha. Jando and I never fight about popcorn. Never.
Mind you, if she nicked my Guinness ....